17/11/2009

Richard Dawkins Facts

The now frail, confused, juddering figure of B-movie action hero Chuck Norris, who I'm sure could no longer roundhouse kick a frog never mind another man, still has those hundreds of "Chuck Norris Facts" sites dedicated to him, filled full of absurd, over-the-top bollocks, so I thought it's only fair for atheists to have their own meme to counter that gun-toting creationist: Richard Dawkins Facts.

Here's a few of mine:

-God didn't create the universe; Richard Dawkins allowed the universe to form IN HIS OWN personal space.

-Richard Dawkins can make single-celled organisms split into multi-cellular organisms just by staring at them.

-It is thought that the Triceratops did survive the Extinct Event, but not Richard Dawkins fancying a quick snack.


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